Editing Turns Boring to Exciting

Me: "I am afraid of writing something boring."

You: "Why?"

Me: "Because if I do, people worn't read it."

You: "So?"

Me: "But the purpose of writing is so people will read it."

You: "It is?"

Me: "Yeah, why esle would I do it?"

You: " To figure out what you think, to develop ideas, to refine ideas, to vent, to give insight, to tell stories."

Me: "So it IS for other people."

You: "Apparently."

Me : "What if it's boring?"

You: "Then you wasted their time."

Me: "That's what I'm afraid of."

You: "Then don't be boring."

Me: "FIREWORKS, SEX, HEADSHOTS!"

You: "You're really on to something."